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Note: Blank spaces next to some years
don't mean nothing interesting happened that
year (though that has happened). Rather,
it means they are not available on UPF online.
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University Timeline

1861SSSUniversity declares neutrality in Civil War

1899SSSUniversity purchases Santiago family

1904

1906

1938SSSUniversity monarchy abolished

1947

1952

1955SSSGamma Lambda Ding Dong
1985SSSsigns charter and establishes chapter

1964

1965

1969SSSDepartment of Love founded by
1985SSSa ragtag group of Hippies

1972SSSKeneesha Rae Auditorium annexed

1973

1974

1975

1976

1978SSSUniversity incubates first
1985SSStest-tube administrator

1979SSSDiplomatic relations with Italy terminated

1980

1981

1982

1983

1984SSSDepartment of Philosophy goes underground

1985SSSGlamour Department breaks world's
1985SSSrecord for biggest hairdo

1986

1988SSSFirst unconfirmed sighting of alleged
1985SSSSewer Beast

1989

1990

1991SSSTyphoon obliterates Charity School of Nursing

1992

1993

1995SSSSpace Exploration Program cancelled after
1985SSSDepartment's only spaceship lost in
1985SSSDelta Quadrant

1996

1997SSSSuburban Science Department recognized for
1985SSSoutstanding achievement in the advancement
1985SSSof popular culture

1998SSSTo remain competitive, University lowers
1985SSSadmission standards

1999

2000

2002SSSUniversity triples size of student population,
1985SSSlack of proper, easy-to-use birth control to blame

2007

2010

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