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Catalog Committee
The authors
of this catalog would like to take a special moment out of our
hectic lives to thank some of the wonderful people who provided
invaluable suggestions, comments, encouragements, and petty criticisms
throughout the University's eight different incarnations. We'd
also like to thank them for the food they donated during the too
many years it took us to finish this book. These outstanding faculty
and staff members acted above and beyond their contractual obligations
and were beacons of hope in an otherwise murky world. Their loyalty
to the University of Psychogenic Fugue will not go unnoticed.
Besides winning tenure, for a small fee, each of them will receive
a complimentary set of UPF gift-towels stolen straight from the
President's private bath.
Jeni Brooks
Instructor of Summer Camp Fun
Lizzy Brown
Assistant Instructor of Spirituality
Brent Free Daniel(ski)
Instructor of Electronic Music
Roberta Eichenberg
Director of the Fine Arts Gallery
Faith Farrell
Queen of the Art Department
Gaylen Farrell
Professor of World Travel
Gloria Farrell
Ms. Dollar Shoppe
Mark Insko
Adjunct Acting Coach
Don Latchford
Instructor of Life Science
Rachel Morrow
Professor of Motherly Love
Bree Olsen
Professor of Philosophy
Chris Rasmussen
Assistant Dean of Students' Affairs
Liesa "Lotta" Steiner
International Women's Wrestling Expert
DeAnn K Strenke
Chief University Fun Specialist
Robbie Van Meter
Culinary Arts Instructor
Jaime Staraitis
University Glamour Girl
Lauri Svedberg
Creator of the "E=MC2" Lamp
Visit Funktionall Art Studio & Gallery
Funktionallart.com
Jess Todtfeld
Dictator of the Media Center
JoAnne Todtfeld
Bride of the University / Proofreader
Rebecca Wee
Professor of Poems & Wood Nymphs
Dawn Wildmen
Instructor of Workplace Humor